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Comment by Ian Price on September 17, 2008 at 2:04am

Some men goes for women,
And some men goes for boys;
But my love's warm and beautiful,
And makes a baa-ing noise...

Courtesy of Sam Peckinpah - Straw Dogs.

It was set in the original South Wales - Cornwall.

Comment by Ian Price on September 16, 2008 at 2:13am

A prawn and a crab fall in love. The father of the prawn hears about it and decides he's not having a sidewalker in his family He tells his daughter as much.

She's distraught and tells her boyfriend who goes off and tells his father of the dilemma their in.

His father says that he knows the old prawn from way back and he tells his son to meet him along with his girl and her father at the Rock Pool restaurant at about 20:30 to sort things out.

That evening the young prawn and her father are sitting with the elder crab waiting for crab junior. All of a sudden he appears at the door and walks straight towards them. His father is amazed. "How did you do that" " Shut up" he says " I'm pissed"

Comment by Ceri Shaw on September 15, 2008 at 10:23pm

NOW ACCEPTING OCTOBER JOKE SUBMISSIONS. NEW POLL WILL START AS SOON AS THE FIRST FEW CONTESTANTS THROW THEIR HATS IN THE RING. REPEAT JOKES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. THE WINNER OF OUR FIRST "AMERICYMRU CLOWN OF THE MONTH AWARD" WAS LINDA HALL ( PICTURED BELOW )

Comment by dave martin on August 27, 2008 at 8:31pm

when my dad first visted me in new orleans and found out they were open 24 x7 he said f*** kerdiff and the arms park

Comment by Ian Price on August 27, 2008 at 4:19am

A woman is having an affair.

Her husband suspects as much and decides to trap them.

He waits around the corner until he's convinced they are both well and truly in the saddle. He then phones his daughter who is downstairs with her friends.

" Hi Love. Tell your mother I'll be home in a minute." I've a day off work. "

He then hears a tremendous crashing and a scream.

" What's happened?"

The daughter says " Uncle Will just run out of the bedroom and slipped on some soap on the patio and fell out the window and he's fallen into the swimming pool."

The father says " Patio? Swimming pool? This is Treorchy 01654 789123?"

Comment by Ian Price on August 27, 2008 at 4:05am

A couple and their 5 year old daughter move into a new house.

It's on a new estate.

Adjacent is a property under construction.

Every day the little girl goes down to the fence separating the two properties and watches the men at work.

One day she takes a bucket and spade with her and starts building sand castles.

After a week is up the builders, who have noticed her decide to give her a pay packet.

Inside is a brand new £1.00 coin.

She takes it home to her mother who is thrilled.

"We'll take it to the bank tomorrow. You can start saving".

Next day they go to the bank and the mother preps the clerk.

The little girl walks into the room and the clerk says

"Hi. I understand that you have some money to deposit. You build houses I believe. Are you going to build anymore?"

"I will if the fucking bricks arrive on time" she said coyley

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Comment by Gareth Williams on August 26, 2008 at 11:59am

Iestyn Roberts died peacefully one night and found himself at the Pearly gates with St Peter with a clipboard doing vehicle checks before issuing Iestyn with his brand new Ford Mondeo.
Pete says, 'yes well Iestyn, you've followed a good life and you were a pretty much true and faithful husband to Myfanwy apart from that time in Paris in 1975, so here's your vehicle, off you go around heavan now, its a big place see butt'
Iest drives down and sees his older brother in a battered old fiesta, asks him why hes got such a heap for transport, his brother replies 'well see Iest, its all to do with how faithful you were to your marriage vows in thought and deed and as you know, I was a bit of a lad around the village, so this is what I've ended up with. I hear you'd have had an Audi A4 if it wasnt for that rugby trip to Paris!!'
Iestyn asks his brother, 'have you seen Myfanwy my Missus up here?'
'ye' says his brother, 'she passes this way every morning about now ON HER SKATEBOARD!!!!!!'

Comment by dave martin on August 25, 2008 at 6:31pm

when asked why the welsh guards dont get their fair share of guarding windsor castle or buck house they were told its all in the hips

Comment by dave martin on August 25, 2008 at 6:18pm

yanto the collier was on his deathbed the preacher came he asked yanto
' yanto will you let jesus into your hart ?" to whitch yanto replied " fooking hell dewi bebb passed did he boyo?"

Comment by dave martin on August 25, 2008 at 6:08pm

three RSM,S walk into a ,gay bar not one of them with the last name of jones, davies or williams ,

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